My favorite thing is putting Astarion in a het presenting relationship because let’s be real everything about him reads gay man and he knows it. For the rest of his existence, this will keep happening.
A: “I know this will come as a shock to you, given this.” *gestures to himself* “But I have a wife.”
It’s doubly funny if he’s with Karlach because she gets the same shit about having a husband and then she just picks him up like “See husband.”
cats have pointy ears that look like this ^. .^ and they hold them up all day long and they’re so brave for that. we shouls all thank them for.their little triangle ears….
